Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
i cant wait to start dating someone so i can send them this pic everyday
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
Leslie thing aside (countless posts that show that he probably actually didn’t switch the salt and sugar but alas)….
Why do you people think courtney cheated the finale? Elizabeth cooked her protein wrong in all of her finale dishes. Overcooked her appetizer and undercooked her entree. Just that alone sets courtney up to win. Dessert bs aside, she just wins 2 out of 3 right there cause of elizabeths fuck ups.
Like no one likes courtney as a person but that has nothing to do with her win tbh. She performed better than elizabeth in the finale, straight up.